The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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