i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My pussy is not your playground.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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