How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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