I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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