I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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