I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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