We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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