Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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