you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
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my sisters under your porch take her home
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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