Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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