Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You're like the curious george of whores
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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