How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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