How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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