no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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