Porn is love you can see.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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