Pants 0. Shit 1.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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