I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
