home. puking in laundry basket.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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