There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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