I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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