we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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