windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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