i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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