i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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