i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
