How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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