He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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