they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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