i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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