Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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