I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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