Sry I called you an 8
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize