I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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