i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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