Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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