he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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