My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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