started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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