is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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