it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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