So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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