He uses pillows to masturbate.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
