Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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