check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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