god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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