i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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