Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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