just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
