Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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