apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Who did Billy Mays play for?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
