At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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