yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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