I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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