who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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