They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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