Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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