We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
